Bruce’s First Blog

Sep 01, 2015
Okay, it’s true. Someone else is typing this for me. I don’t have opposable thumbs. (And what’s so great about having thumbs that don’t get along, anyway?)
 
That said, welcome to my blog, which will be bi-weekly except when it isn’t. “Bi-weekly” can mean twice a week but I think it can also mean every other week. When said aloud, it can also be misconstrued as “Buy weekly”—which would be fine with all of us here at Graphics and More if you did so.
 
Do you know that September, in which we find ourselves, has more health awareness days, weeks and months than any other month? 
 
No jokes about any of this month’s themes—National Atrial Fibrillation Awareness Month, National Food Safety Education Month, Fruit and Veggies-More Matters Month, Healthy Aging Month, and National Cholesterol Education Month among them—but what I don’t see on this list is National Do Whatever Your Cat Seems To Want You To Do Even If That Changes Moment to Moment Month.
 
Depending on where you live, this is also Back to School Month or Ha-Ha-Ha! They Went Back to School in August Month. In either event, here are some gift and novelty ideas to honor your autumn scholars: 
See you later this week. Or two weeks from today. It’s that “bi” thing. Also, watches keep falling off my wrists.
 

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