Bruce's Blog: Crafts I'd Make if I Had Thumbs

Baby, it’s cold outside, and there’s nothing I’d love more than being able to knit ugly Christmas sweaters for my office humans. Alas, I have no thumbs, which puts a stint in that proposition.

There’s other crafts, too, which I’d make if I had thumbs. I’ve always wanted to make a gingerbread house. I enviously watch the humans decorate them, year after year. Speaking of sweets, I would also love to make sugar cookies for Santa Claus. I’m sure he gets plenty of cookies on Christmas Eve, but a few more wouldn’t hurt. Plus, who doesn’t love cat-shaped cookies?

All I want is a chance to be able to prove my artistic skills, but the current lack of thumbs makes that a bit of a struggle. I will cling to the hope that I’ll get a set of thumbs for Christmas. Pretty please?

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