Bruce's Blog: How to properly compliment your humans

I am constantly craving attention from the humans here at the office. If they refuse to acknowledge me, I aggressively rub against their legs. When they eventually bend over and give my back a quick rub, that’s their way of complimenting me. It’s like a pat on the back, only much better.

I don’t return the favor very often, but when I do, I pull out all the stops. Cats are well-known for leaving gifts like dead mice, birds, or even small snakes around the premises. (Sometimes they’re still alive.) I take it one step further, and I leave squeaky mice all over the building.

I wish I could make it a easier on myself and just pet the humans in return, but I don’t necessarily have the means of doing so. Regardless, I hope they appreciate my efforts.

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