Bruce's Blog: The Most Entertaining Animals in All Creation - Cats

Well, I’ve just about had it with all these people posting kitty videos on YouTube. It’s not that I don’t think some of them are really funny—it’s that I wonder, Why’d it take so long for everyone to figure out that cats are the most entertaining animals in all creation (and that includes puffins and ring-tailed lemurs)?!

 

Anyway, some of the kids in the office thought it was funny that I knew how to open the door, so they videotaped it without my consent! I was going to call my lawyer but a couple of things stood in the way: (a) I don’t have a lawyer; (b) I don’t know what a lawyer is; (c) I can’t use a telephone (not because I don’t know how. It’s because the owners of Graphics and More won’t let me use it anymore after they got a phone bill that showed someone around here was ordering catnip and rubber mice from non-800 numbers. Why they concluded it was me, I don’t know. There weren’t any paw prints on the receiver, believe me—and thank you, Mr. Kleenex!).

 

So anyway, here’s that video those kids in the office videotaped: